Text whisperer

Packages at a glance

You write it and I give you honest feedback and tone-tweaks.
Turnaround time: 1-2 business days
*Orders are fulfilled Monday through Thursday only.*
You send it and I revise it. One revision included.
Turnaround time: Please allow up to 7 business days for delivery. If you ordered “Between the Lines” as an add-on, please allow up to 10 business days.
I take my time to get it right — so your message lands exactly how you mean it to.
*Orders are fulfilled Monday through Thursday.*
You give me the backstory and I write the entire message for you. One revision included.
Turnaround time: Please allow up to 7 business days for delivery. If you ordered “Between the Lines” as an add-on, please allow up to 10 business days.
I take my time to get it right — so your message lands exactly how you mean it to.
*Orders are fulfilled Monday through Thursday.*

What is text whisperer?

Need help sending a risky text or email? Need to say something difficult, but feeling anxious or unsure? You don’t have to go it alone — I’ve got your back.

I’ll help you break up with your partner (I’m dead serious), send a professional-but-firm email to your colleague, or tell you whether that “lol” was friendly or passive aggressive.

Choose whether you want me to give you feedback on your message, revise it, or even ghostwrite the whole thing for you.

Please note: For liability reasons, this service is only available to clients 18 years of age or older.

packages

SILVER

Submit a message you want to send and I’ll give you feedback and suggestions for tone-tweaks.

GOLD

Submit a rough draft and get back a polished, rewritten version that strikes the exact tone you want.

If you want to make changes, 1 revision is included

PLATINUM

I will write the entire message for you. You don’t have to do have to do anything except tell me the backstory.

If you want to make changes, 1 revision is included.

between the lines

Submit a message you are confused about and I will interpret it for you while providing an in-depth analysis of the tone, subtext, and possible underlying intentions.

Order separately or as an add-on (click “Text/Instant Message” or “Email” and select the add-on from there).